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persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside.
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notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. Breaking seal constitutes
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fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of
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have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time
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fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths
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alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
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transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold
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small children. Limit one-per-family please. No money down. No purchase
necessary. You need not be present to win. Some assembly required.
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children should avoid prolonged exposure to article. Caution: Article
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or looked at. Do not use on concrete. Discontinue use if any of the
following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities,
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certain types of skin. When not in use, item should be returned to its
special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so
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include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably
from outer space. May cause any of the aforementioned effects and/or
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